now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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