just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
