How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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