Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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