Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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