Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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