They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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