glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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