I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
a search helicopter?!
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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