Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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