just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Dick very happy bro
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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