I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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