I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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