do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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