That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
