i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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