A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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