My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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