I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
