I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you traded sex for a burrito?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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