I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Drake has all the answers
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
