i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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