this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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