Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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