I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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