I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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