This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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