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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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