one might say we're banned from that church
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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