Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Dick very happy bro
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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