I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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