the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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