A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
