Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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