i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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