White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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