I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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