Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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