I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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