you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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