I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I lost the right to judge tonight
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