: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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