at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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