$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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