Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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