She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Randomize
