Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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