ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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