oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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