If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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