After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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