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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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