oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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