I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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