please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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