Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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