She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
there was a trapeze. enough said
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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