don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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