i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
